Limericks

There once was a verse so fun Entertaining to everyone But the world’s not still Perhaps it’s not the will Of those who wish it be done There once was a teacher called Sue She thought, “I have much to do, Students are verily lazy It nearly drives me crazy I must be working in a zoo.” There once was a girl from Japan Who liked to play with a fan Her clothes were lovely But her face was ugly When children saw her they ran There once was a boy named Tom He tried to make a bomb Poor student he was Demented because He misunderstood Islam